A Better Way to Be Neighbors
We moved to Chelan Vista Heights for the same reason you probably did — the views, the quiet, the twenty-acre lots, the dream of being left alone on your own land. We're not here to be ruled. We're here to be neighbors. Here's what that could actually look like.
Same community. Same rules about keeping the place nice. Wildly different way of getting there.
Behold: the Flamingo of Shame. Cheaper than a fine, funnier than a lawsuit.
Five hens. Hundreds of ticks eaten a day. A $300 fine. Make it make sense.
We'd genuinely rather host a neighborhood barbecue than fight. But the reason this website exists is that, right now, the people running our community aren't following their own rules — or the law. Here's the swap we're actually asking for.
Let's actually follow the document the Board is supposed to live by.
Washington wrote rules for HOAs. Let's just… follow them.
The roads are the Association's job. A homeowner has been grading them at his own expense since 2023.
If we're going to call ourselves a nonprofit, let's actually be one.
We'd rather be "fined" with hosting a neighborhood barbecue than mailed a demand for hundreds of dollars. We'd rather get a phone call than a letter from a lawyer. We'd rather settle a disagreement over a smoker than in a courtroom.
We're not anti-HOA. We're anti-this. We want a community where the rules apply to everyone, where our money maintains our roads instead of funding lawsuits against us, where homeowners get a vote, and where the people making decisions actually live here and drive these roads like the rest of us.
That's it. That's the whole ask. A place worth living in, run like the neighbors actually matter.
If you live here, if you've been fined, ignored, talked at instead of talked with, or just want a better community — reach out. We're stronger together than we are one frustrated homeowner at a time. And if all you want is the barbecue, that's a perfectly good reason too.
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